Misattributed Mark Twain Quotes

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Laurence J. Peter

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Robert J. Hanlon

Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

Edgar Wilson Nye

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.

H. Jackson Brown Jr.

There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.

Benjamin Disraeli

A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.

Benjamin Franklin Wade

Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.

Narcotics Anonymous