Jokes And Whatever Quotes

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

Fakeer Ishavardas

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

Fakeer Ishavardas

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Fakeer Ishavardas

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

Fakeer Ishavardas

We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone

Fakeer Ishavardas

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?

Fakeer Ishavardas

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Checked thoroughly, humans stink.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

Fakeer Ishavardas

If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.

Fakeer Ishavardas

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

Ana Claudia Antunes

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Fakeer Ishavardas

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

Fakeer Ishavardas