John Hennessy Quotes

Now don't jerk me around. This is the Midlands. There are no vampires here, and dressing up like one doesn't make it so. You can't even tell me how he's got no marks on his neck!""Oh yes I can. It's the twenty-first century. These days we tend to clean up after ourselves.

You're a vampire?""Yes.""So what does that make me, your victim?""You're clearly not as dumb as you look.

You know what’s worse than burying your own child? Not burying your own child.

There. We can be friends now.""Someone like you could never be my friend.""Why ever not?""Because I'm a nice person, and you're a sick, twisted bitch.