Jerks Quotes

So you were talking crap about me? Hm. I missed it. I was too busy being fabulous.

I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.

Travis J. Dahnke