Humourous Quote Quotes

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

Fakeer Ishavardas

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Casting a curious gaze down on planet Earth, extra-terrestrial beings could well be forgiven for assuming that we humans are programmed in every move we make, by a palm-sized, oblong, slab of glass. More perplexing than that, who on earth could convince them otherwise ?

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

Matshona Dhliwayo

True friends chop the onions and cry together.

Ljupka Cvetanova

How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows