Humour Quote Quotes

Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. "Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get himself killed and now he'll have an even bigger head. Well, huzzah for that. In other announcements, there will be no canoe races this Saturday....

What a glorious day!

Lailah Gifty Akita

I call her Google, Because she got everything I'm searching for

Genereux Philip

I call her Google because she got everything I have been searching for.

Genereux Philip

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.

Fakeer Ishavardas

How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows