Humour Life Quotes

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

Fakeer Ishavardas

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I love you all - if you are not people!

Fakeer Ishavardas

People will laugh at anything, except their own moronic self.

Fakeer Ishavardas

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

Fakeer Ishavardas

After your daily bread, if you ask God for anything, ask 'him' to make you right in the head.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Oh sod me, Sir, not another bloody Paddy. Even a Brummie is better than another Paddy.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Frankly, the only good people who I know are dogs.

Fakeer Ishavardas

What a glorious day!

Lailah Gifty Akita

If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

Fakeer Ishavardas

My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that?

Fakeer Ishavardas

Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.

Fakeer Ishavardas

All humans are rogues. Cured only by death.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am.

Fakeer Ishavardas

How initially 'to get her in the sack' and subsequently to avoid 'her giving you the sack' are not identical dilemmas faced by the male species, but they sure have a bizarre habit of being bedfellows