Humorous Philosophy Quotes

And if anyone asks, you're Chinese. The boy had nodded. "Chinese," he whispered. "I'm Chinese." "And I," said the girl, "am the Queen of Spain." "In your dreams," said the boy. "In my dreams," said the girl, "I'm the King.

You have to be careful to kill a fly that is perched on your scrotum.

Ghana

The pursuit of historical revelance is an under appreciated endeavor.

Michael Dwinnell

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

Ljupka Cvetanova

There's always room for a unicorn in my life.(i.e. fantasy and imagination)

Renata Ammazzini