Hogfather Quotes

Wanna see how creepy I can be?"-Mr Teatime

Terry Pratchett

It's supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in olly.

Terry Pratchett

IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE.

Terry Pratchett

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

Terry Pratchett

You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL.'What if she cuts herself?'THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

Terry Pratchett