Health Quotes

The first wealth is health.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Health lies in labor and there is no royal road to it but through toil.

Wendell Phillips

The fate of a nation has often depended on the good or bad digestion of a prime minister.

Voltaire

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus.

Bob Rubin

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

They say the Japanese don't experience menopause or hot flashes. If that's the case why are they the number-one fan-producing country in the world?

doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.

Anonymous

Have you noticed when you go on a diet the first thing you lose is your temper.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

I don't give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty.

His idea of exercise is walking to his vitamins.

Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody depressed rude perhaps . . . but the lungs are fine.

There must be something to acupuncture - after all you never see any sick porcupines.

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor.

I'm not that much into working out. My philosophy - no pain no pain.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Ladies and gentlemen after what I've been through I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.

David Letterman

He who has health has hope and he who has hope has everything.

Arabian proverb

Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to yourself. Illess is one of those things which a man should resist on principle at the onset.

Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Health is not a condition of matter but of Mind.

Mary Baker Eddy

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something.

Guindon Cartoon

You can't lose weight without exercise. But I've got a philosophy about exercise. I don't think you should punish your legs for something your mouth did. Drag your lips around the block once or twice.

To improve your memory lend people money.

Anonymous

Health food makes me sick.

She is such a health food nut she thinks a grape is wine in pill form.

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

Voltaire

God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.

Lord if you can't make me thin - can you make all my friends fat?

If I am ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system I definitely want to be unplugged but not until I get down to size eight.

Henriette Montel

My husband lost a lot of weight on a new diet and I resent it. It's simple he just doesn't eat when I'm talking.

I've been on every diet in the world. The best one is the BBC diet: Buy Bigger Clothes.

You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.

Whenever I feel like exercise I lie down until the feeling passes.

Robert M. Hutchins

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

I get my exercise being a pallbearer for those of my friends who believed in regular running and calisthenics.

Anonymous

Your medical tests are in. You're short fat and bald.

The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it it's too far to walk back.

Franklin P. Jones

My husband wasn't listening when the doctor asked for "a urine stool and semen sample" . . . so I just told him they wanted his shorts.

Anonymous

Mara Schiavocampo

There are always unfavourable consequences to consuming unnatural foods.

Science experiments have found that people who practice meditation release significantly lower doses of cortisol, known as the stress hormone. This is consequential because frequent release of cortisol can lead to heart disease, diabetes, dementia, cancer, and depression.

Wealth is a small blessing, health is a great asset, happiness is an extraordinary treasure, and life is a remarkable reward.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Influence creates affluence. Affluence does not create influence. Affluence makes you more of who you already are.

Prosperity is good,happiness is better,and health is the best.

Matshona Dhliwayo

When faith replaces fear, the gates open for you to receive enough money, optimal health, and genuine relationships.

Charles F. Glassman

More than three fourths of all Americans are vitamin D-deficient.

What is it about our human nature that we feel the need to defend the choices we’ve made when it comes to our medical treatment?

I thought... I thought you might..." "Help you? By my grove, I am helping you. You're not starving anymore, are you? <…> You had a dry night's sleep, too, and you're no longer coughing your liver and lights out. Some might count those as mighty gifts indeed.

It's YOUR health. Don't leave up to someone else.

Those who have little interest in spirituality shouldn’t think that human inner values don’t apply to you. The inner peace of an alert and calm mind are the source of real happiness and good health. Our human intelligence tells us which of our emotions are positive and helpful and which are damaging and to be restrained or avoided. - 12/7/2012 on his Facebook page

You are in good shape for a dead man.

A lot of self-help methods are based on mental discipline or on working through emotional issues. What these approaches lack in an awareness of how the body is an integral part of the equation. The health of your body influences what you experience in your mind. There is no split. If you can engage your whole spirit in the pursuit of fitness--not just your intellect, not just your emotions-- but instead everything inside you that is truly you, you'll discover what it is to be a whole person.

David Patchell-Evans

-Speaking about Vaccinations - "If you accept the truth after the fact, the pain will last a life time.

A study at Cornell University found that low-level noise both lowered job motivation and increased stress levels. It appears as well that an open-office type of environment can contribute to musculoskeletal problems such as a stiff back or tense neck and even heart disease due to increased levels of epinephrine, a stress hormone.

Why do we keep believing that we can control nature,even as it banishes us repeatedly from our homes in search of new fertile ground?

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