Guys Quotes

Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?

Lesson learned: Don’t ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It’s too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

These intellectual guys don't like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they're running the whole thing.

There's always that one guy who gets a hold on you.

Jess Rothenberg

Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.

Oliver Gaspirtz

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors.

I don't think much about guys from the past. I'm glad I knew them, but there's a reason they didn't make it into my future.

Lorraine Zago Rosenthal

A man's level of "toughness" (as assessed by other men), will determine whether or not his girlfriend will get hit on by other guys right in front of him in public places. If you're deemed a "p*#%y" by other guys and they want your girlfriend, even in your company she'll be considered "fair game".

Miya Yamanouchi

Guys are a lot like kitchen floors – lay ‘em right the first time and you can walk all over them for years.

Does that new man in your life call his ex "a slut", "a whore", "a bitch", "psycho" , "crazy", "a nutter" etc etc. Chances are, whatever he's calling his ex right now, he'll be calling you when things don't go his way. Be warned.

Miya Yamanouchi