Golf Quotes

I don't let birdies and pars get in the way of having a good time

Angelo Spagnolo

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Stay true to yourself and listen to your inner voice. It will lead you to your dream.

As far as I’m concerned, eighteen holes of golf is the only happiness that money can buy. - Momofuku Ando

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.