Funny Quotations Quotes

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

Matshona Dhliwayo

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Matshona Dhliwayo

If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.

Matshona Dhliwayo

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

Matshona Dhliwayo

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

Matshona Dhliwayo

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

Matshona Dhliwayo

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

Matshona Dhliwayo