Eoin Colfer Quotes

Certain battles were won by retreating.

No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?

Some people just needed to be stolen from.

They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.