Double Entendre Quotes

But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor.

I can't name just one example. Then there's only one.

Sublime is something you choke on after a shot of tequila.

Mark Z. Danielewski

I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.

When she spoke, Tom held his breath, so eagerly he listened; when she sang, he sat like one entranced. She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had thought of elevation, began a new and deified existence.

Charles Dickens

You heard Alanna. Someone’s got to be on you at all times.” His dark eyes glinted with a hot sort of mischief, his double entendre clear as day.

Katherine McIntyre

He stops rocking the cage. "Oh, come on, Callie. It won't be fun if we don't rock it. In fact, the more we rock it, the better it'll feel." His voice drops to a deep whisper. "We can rock it nice and slow or really, really fast."..."Do I have your permission to rock away and give you the ride of your life?" Why does it feel like he's secretly talking dirty to me? "Yeah, go ahead, rock it nice and hard," I say without thinking, then bite down on my lip as the dirty section of my brain catches up with me. Honestly, I didn't even know that side existed.

Jessica Sorensen

Tis better to have love and lustThan to let our apparatus rust.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

I hope you nail the basta

Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.

He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people.

Ken Kesey

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Mae West

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.