Demotivational Quotes

Life is only logical, and to think it's a gift is depressing.

Konrad

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

Adam Rex

Accept that you're just a product, not a gift.

Konrad

Happy people do not wake up for breakfast.

Tetiana Liubetska

Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire - meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead.

Bret Easton Ellis