Delivery Quotes

Failing to listen to the woman is one of the biggest mistakes a practitioner can make.

Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?

I'm selling Jarod's life today. I mean virginity. He has no life. Email admin@allthegoodonesarealreadytaken.com for more information and please try to catch our special delivery at double-price deals, which will be posted somewhere on the internet at random, every other Tuesday, for half a night (on the previous day), unless it’s a Saturday, in which case you’ll have to wait and hope until the destined day comes and takes you away to heaven, which unfortunately, does not exist, except in the imagination of carefully selected individuals.

If you are not going to divorce the status quo, you will give birth to mediocrity.

Israelmore Ayivor

A professional who doesn't deliver as committed is not just lazy, he is a liar.