Comedy Quote Quotes

Having parked up at the entrance to the football ground I’d like my coffin to be taken from the hearse and carried around the mile and a half perimeter of the pitch in a fitting lap of honour. Then, after the lap of honour, I would like the undertakers to lift me out of my coffin, dress me in the home strip and sit with me in the Evans Halshaw Home Stand for a match against any team in the Essex and Suffolk Border League Division One. (From Undertaker's Question Time, 2016)

Nick John Whittle

I’m much more than a writer – I’m someone who puts different words together in an interesting way.

Carla H. Krueger

Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.

Matshona Dhliwayo