Comeback Quotes

Where will we go?""I hear hell is particularly nice at this time of year.

What is a whore?"Unsurprisingly, that hadn't been one of the words we had shared over the last span of days. For half a moment I considered lying, but there was no way I could manage it. "He says your mother is a person men pay money to have sex with."Tempi turned back to the mercenary and nodded graciously. "You are very kind. I thank you.

Patrick Rothfuss

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

Terry Pratchett