Chinese Food Quotes

The Chinese food arrives. Delicious saliva fills his mouth. He really hasn't had any since Texas. He loves this food that contains no disgusting proofs of slain animals, a bloody slab of cow haunch, a hen's sinewy skeleton; these ghosts have been minced and destroyed and painlessly merged with the shapes of insensate vegetables, plump green bodies that invite his appetite's innocent gusto. Candy.

You were abducted by space aliens. Of course you want egg rolls.

Thomm Quackenbush

Chinese food in Texas is the best Chinese food in the United States except Boston.