Celery Quotes

Maybe a holiday miracle will change Mearth’s awful behavior,” Mandy suggested with optimism.“The only holiday miracle around here is that Mearth hasn’t murdered us both yet,” said Alecto, lighting another cigarette, his hands shaking erratically. He looked exhausted and terrified, his gray eyes soulless.“Do you know what Mearth likes, Alecto?” Mandy questioned.“Vegetables, she likes celery a lot, and lettuce,” Alecto responded in a quiet monotone. “I don’t know what else she likes. I’ve never asked her.”“Well, she has to like something… doesn’t everyone?”“Not her, Mandy Valems.

Never miss a party...good for the nerves--like celery.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice.

What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice.