Celebutard Quotes

Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.

Jessica Simpson

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

Jessica Simpson

You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?