Asshole Quotes

Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.

To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony.

Michael Bassey Johnson

So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

Pride is born as a mountaintop on a valley, but dies as an abyss in which it is too deep and too dark to see the better.

I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.

Jeremy Robert Johnson

He's not god! He's just the asshole who fucks with us.