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He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be.
Lauren Weisberger
Check your privilege, Hitler! I'm a nut job, not an asshole.
Rick Remender
Keep moving forward, the best way to let go off,asshole people holding you back
Napz Cherub Pellazo
You’re right, I do indeed want you. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re an asshole.
Lexi Cubbins
Let’s be assholes and enjoy the life.
M.F. Moonzajer
I can't believe you cheated!" "I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of got are you? I never knew stupidity had a divine representative. Guess I was wrong, huh?" "You're such an asshole."-Phobos & Diemos
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.
John Cheese
To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony.
Michael Bassey Johnson
You're an asshole, you know that, Haller?"I nodded and headed back to the door."When I need to be.
Michael Connelly
Don’t be an asshole. Just because you have one, it doesn’t mean it’s okay to act like it.
Christian Simamora
Now get the fuck up off the ground so I can put you in it... like a coffin. Because you'll be fucking dead after I kill you, you fucking asshole.
Robert Kirkman
So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.
Gillian Flynn
The poor girl ws keeping that student's letter as a precious treasure, and had run to fetch it, her only treasure, because she did not want me to go away without knowing that she, too, was honestly and genuinely loved; that she, too, was addressed respectfully. No doubt that letter was destined to lie in her box and lead to nothing. But none the less, I am certain that she would keep it all her life as a precious treasure, as her pride and justification, and now at such a minute she had thought of that letter and brought it with naive pride to raise herself in my eyes that I might see, that I, too, might think well of her.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.
Gena Showalter
It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.
Alexei Maxim Russell
Pain was as much a part of this life as the summer and the winter and the rain, and there was no greater asshole than the one who believed you can cure it.
Brian McGreevy
I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?
Crystal Woods
Pride is born as a mountaintop on a valley, but dies as an abyss in which it is too deep and too dark to see the better.
Criss Jami
I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.
Jeremy Robert Johnson
He's not god! He's just the asshole who fucks with us.
Satoshi Kon
I’m going to give you some advice: don’t be such a whiny asshole. It makes you look weak.
Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
They all said the way to a man’s heart was through his asshole.
Edmund White
You women have more holes than swiss cheese.
Charles Bukowski
I didn't really expect you to have an appropriate response," Renaire says simply, taking a moment to tap ash off the tip of his cigarette. He'd hoped, yes, but never expected, not really. "I came to terms with the fact you're a possessive, self-important asshole with a superiority complex a long time ago.""Somehow, that's reassuring," Delaurier says.
Luchia Dertien
Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.
Scott Stabile
Often we have to remind our minds that the job of asshole is already taken.
Scott Stabile
Time doesn’t change anything that is why we still worship asshole Arabs.
M.F. Moonzajer
Do you know why he did what he did to you? Because he could.
Karishma Magvani
Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don't tell.
Michelle Hodkin
Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an asshole.
Louis C.K.
Bitten? You mean you're a-""A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.
Cassandra Clare
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