Asshole Quotes

Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.

To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony.

Michael Bassey Johnson

So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern.

It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.

Alexei Maxim Russell

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

Pride is born as a mountaintop on a valley, but dies as an abyss in which it is too deep and too dark to see the better.

I considered sex work, but then I bent over and looked at my asshole in a mirror. Nobody was going to pay me for access to that thing.

Jeremy Robert Johnson

He's not god! He's just the asshole who fucks with us.