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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave I'm always under surveillance from both the NSA, the Russian KGB, and the Bulgarian Army, so I'm the most invisible. - Quote by Stefan D

I’m always under surveillance from both the NSA, the Russian KGB, and the Bulgarian Army, so I’m the most invisible.

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