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Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

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Realistically, most people have poor filters for sorting truth from fiction, and there’s no objective way to know if you’re particularly good at it or not. Consider the people who routinely disagree with you. See how confident they look while being dead wrong? That’s exactly how you look to them.
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