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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave A mere redrawing of borders, a change in governments, those things can never faze a Jewess with a good supply of hand wipes in her bag. - Quote by Michael Chabon

A mere redrawing of borders, a change in governments, those things can never faze a Jewess with a good supply of hand wipes in her bag.

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