Ladies, I think I speak for the majority of us on the face of the planet when I say we all have that guy who’s grown on us like a f*cking fungus. You know the kind I’m talking about–maybe he was your high school teacher or best friend’s dad–some piece of man candy so hot and edible that no matter what you do, you can’t outrun the pull he has on you.

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