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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. - Quote by Karl Pilkington

I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

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We seem to live in a world where you have to walk around grinning like a loon. I can’t understand all the fuss about Mona Lisa painting, everyone wondering why she’s not smiling, if she’s depressed or heartbroken. No, she was just normal!Emotions are always extreme these days: you either have to be crying with laughter or crying in pain. No wonder water levels are rising. It’s not global warming, it’s all the tears from crying.
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I told her that I can't be doing with the Wonder part of these trips, but she said it should be the icing on the cake... I've never liked wedding cake due to the amount of icing, but then imagine a wedding cake without it; just a dark, stodgy, horrible dry sponge. The icing covers up the mess, and that's how I feel about most of the Wonders. They use them to get people to visit a place that you probably wouldn't think about visiting.
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[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
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I think happiness is a bit like a cake. If you have cake every single day of your life you'll get sick of it. If you're happy everyday, you'll get sick of being happy… That's a good saying actually. Happiness is like a cake. Have too much and you'll get sick of it.
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain?
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How would I know which one I was?
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A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau
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I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
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