Humphrey Not another czar, please, Prime Minister. In the last three years we’ve appointed an Enterprise Czar, a Youth-Crime Czar, a Welfare Supremo, a Pre-School Supremo, an Unemployment Watchdog, a Banking Regulator, a Science and Technology Supremo and a Community Policing Czar. If you go on like this you won’t need a Cabinet. tJim Perfect! tHumphrey Perfect? Prime Minister, we even have a Twitter Czar! tBernard His appointment was announced as a Tweet. tHumphrey What’s he supposed to achieve? tJim The same as the others: at least twelve column inches in every paper.

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