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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave If you're single and not committed, then go for it. The world's your oyster. But, if you're happily married and want to remain happily married, then the only oyster should be the one sliding down your throat from your spouse. - Quote by Jack Dancer

If you’re single and not committed, then go for it. The world’s your oyster. But, if you’re happily married and want to remain happily married, then the only oyster should be the one sliding down your throat from your spouse.

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