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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave Thank you, Dr. Phil, for that fine psychological assessment,

Thank you, Dr. Phil, for that fine psychological assessment,” I snapped and motioned my chin to Disco. “Why don’t you and Oprah here go take a long walk off a short plank and do the world a favor?

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