Previous Quote

Chuck Palahniuk Quotes

Next Quote
Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. - Quote by Chuck Palahniuk

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Chuck Palahniuk
Copy LinkCopy Link
Copy QuoteCopy Quote
Copy ImageCopy Image
Download Image of QuoteDownload Image

About The Quote

Related Authors

More Quotes From Chuck Palahniuk

No, we love war.War. Starvation. Plague. They fast-track us to enlightenment.“It's the mark of a very, very young soul,” Mr. Whittier used to say, “to try and fix the world. To try and save anyone from their ration of misery.”We have always loved war. We are born knowing that war is why we're here. And we love disease. Cancer. We love earthquakes. In this amusement-park fun house we call the planet earth, Mr. Whittier says we adore forest fires. Oil spills. Serial killers.
Chuck Palahniuk
If I can't be beautiful, I want to be invisible.
Chuck Palahniuk
I am nothing, and not even that.
Chuck Palahniuk
Today is the sort of day where the sun only comes up to humiliate you.
Chuck Palahniuk
I was tired and crazy and rushed, and every time I boarded a plane, I wanted the plane to crash. I envied people dying of cancer. I hated my life. I was tired and bored with my job and my furniture, and I couldn’t see any way to change things.Only end them.
Chuck Palahniuk
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, doesn't it just lie there and rot?
Chuck Palahniuk
Everyone wants to feel special - attain a special status among their pears- but not too special. Most kids want to be special the same way their friends are
Chuck Palahniuk
On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
Chuck Palahniuk
Report Quote Report Quote Report Quote Submit Quote Submit Quote Submit Quote