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Image of the quote is loading... SaveSave I stamped, certified, and lipsticked my life in a package sent through Priority Mail directly to the devil herself...and there's no turning back. - Quote by Amy Holder

I stamped, certified, and lipsticked my life in a package sent through Priority Mail directly to the devil herself…and there’s no turning back.

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