Can I get a lock for my tent?Bears can’t unzip tents, Lana.Well, chainsaw psychos who wander the woods looking for young girls all alone to chop up into pieces can.There are no chainsaw psychos! I can’t believe you’ve never been camping. It’s safe, Lana. I promise.Easy for you to say. You’ll be snuggled up safely in the arms of Beau Vincent. I’m more than positive he could take on a black bear.

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