Quotes by Talk Show Hosts

I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry. I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.

Aisha Tyler

When you limit a woman's potential, you limit your own.

Charlie Rose

There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.

Dennis Miller

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller

Horses get anxious when their expectations are not met.

Wendy Williams

The choices we make about the lives we live determine the kinds of legacies we leave.

Tavis Smiley

And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow

Dennis Miller