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You can't lose weight without exercise. But I've got a philosophy about exercise. I don't think you should punish your legs for something your mouth did. Drag your lips around the block once or twice.
Gary Owens
I've been on every diet in the world. The best one is the BBC diet: Buy Bigger Clothes.
Gary Owens