Quotes by Magicians - Page 2

[On hearing that 86% of gay teens have experienced harassment] Eighty-six percent? Eighty-six per-fuckin-cent WERE harassed?! That means fourteen per-fuckin-cent WEREN'T harassed? WHAT?!At MY school a hundred percent of the children - gay, straight, transgendered, bi, sell... or trade - WERE harassed. She's saying that fourteen percent of the gay students were NOT harassed? That seems impossible.At MY school any one of us would have sucked Elton John's COCK at a mandatory school assembly for a fourteen percent chance of NOT being harassed.
Penn Jillette
On the first day of a college you will worry about how will you do inside the college? and at the last day of a college you will wonder what will you do outside the college?
Amit Kalantri
People who lost their mother should be careful about committing crime, because probably no one else is praying to save you.
Amit Kalantri
Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.
Harlan Tarbell
Every capitalist is rich, but every rich is not a capitalist.
Amit Kalantri
Capitalism is an ability to stay rich and keep getting rich.
Amit Kalantri
My method is based on female psychology, so it works regardless of your looks or money
Erik Von Markovik
If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile.
Erik Von Markovik
A decision is a responsibility, if you cannot handle responsibility, don't take decisions.
Amit Kalantri
Astrology is a cousin of racism.
Penn Jillette
Sacrifices will make you a martyr, victories will make you a hero.
Amit Kalantri
I would like to be an umpire when Sachin is batting, so to get the best possible view of his shots.
Amit Kalantri
Thanks to technology, the future generation will be able to see Sachin's recorded innings and will accept that our generation was most lucky.
Amit Kalantri
Cricket must be proud, "I played by Sachin Tendulkar".
Amit Kalantri
Two examples of true love are love between mother and child and love between Sachin and cricket.
Amit Kalantri
Century was an occasional thing in cricket, Sachin made it frequent.
Amit Kalantri
In cricket- be fit, be alert and be Sachin.
Amit Kalantri
Sachin has infinite capacity for taking pains and still making runs.
Amit Kalantri
Sachin is a genius in the world of cricket leaving behind all those who are only talented and intelligent.
Amit Kalantri
Sachin plays not only to be remembered but also to be repeated.
Amit Kalantri
Sachin's pedal sweep confirmed that physical conditions and age cannot stop you from hitting boundaries.
Amit Kalantri
Sachin is passionate for cricket and fame is passionate for Sachin.
Amit Kalantri
Sachin's straight drive is like fired bullet from most efficient gun.
Amit Kalantri
Batting is like another language for Sachin, he always answers his critics by this language.
Amit Kalantri
Football said,"Why I am not a cricket ball to get a shot from Sachin".
Amit Kalantri
Software testing is a sport like hunting, it's bughunting.
Amit Kalantri
Most of the people don't see a big success in life, because small successes ignites ego issues in them.
Amit Kalantri
If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.
Penn Jillette
I must fling myself down and writhe; I must strive with every piece of force I possess; I bruise and batter myself against the floor, the walls; I strain and sob and exhaust myself, and begin again, and exhaust myself again; but do I feel pain? Never. How can I feel pain? There is no place for it.
Harry Houdini
When your youth is about to enter in old age it shouldn't wonder, what happened? it must say, well done.
Amit Kalantri
Live your life in such a way that it is going to be the favorite story of your generation and generations to come.
Amit Kalantri
I spend money on convenient, comfortable and luxurious things; I spend money on books too.
Amit Kalantri
Duty is sinless.
Amit Kalantri
There is no good day or bad day, only good or bad actions.
Amit Kalantri
Yes, I'm a materialist. I'm willing to be shown wrong, but that has not happened — yet. And I admit that the reason I'm unable to accept the claims of psychic, occult, and/or supernatural wonders is because I'm locked into a world-view that demands evidence rather than blind faith, a view that insists upon the replication of all experiments — particularly those that appear to show violations of a rational world — and a view which requires open examination of the methods used to carry out those experiments.
James Randi
You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”.
Penn Jillette
Over intellect will make you a genius, over emotions will make you a lunatic.
Amit Kalantri
Democracy changes its opinions from time to time, philosophy doesn't.
Amit Kalantri
Saul was hunched over his drink like it was a small fire.
James Swain
The blinking of eyes is an involuntary reflex action, provided they eyes are not watching your beauty.
Amit Kalantri
If I have only one coin left in the world, I will buy a rose to propose to you.
Amit Kalantri
Children have always liked the princess story, but they never knew what was her name. I think the princess was, is and will always be you.
Amit Kalantri
If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours just to gaze at you.
Amit Kalantri
The moon is too old, the flower is too old;even the sunset is not enough. The only relevant metaphor for you is your mirror image.
Amit Kalantri
Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Where are Angels like you are from?
Amit Kalantri
I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.
Amit Kalantri
In material things, there are seven wonders; in human beings there is only one wonder - and that's you.
Amit Kalantri
If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours to gaze at you.
Amit Kalantri
If beauty had religious and spiritual importance, there would have been your temples all around the world.
Amit Kalantri
Money, Gun and Lie can solve almost all the problems.
Amit Kalantri
An honest man speaks truth, don't expect him to speak sweet.
Amit Kalantri
An honest man is a debtless man, he doesn't owe anyone anything.
Amit Kalantri
A charming girl gets more proposals than a beautiful girl.
Amit Kalantri
All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.
Amit Kalantri
Beauty is an advantage, smile is guarantee.
Amit Kalantri
Smile on the face or innocence on the face is as attractive as beauty on the face.
Amit Kalantri
I thought of writing a summary about you, but when I finished it was a book.
Amit Kalantri
With you as an inspiration, a painter will create his best painting, a writer will write his best literature and a poet will create his best poetry.
Amit Kalantri
The darkest hour of my day is the one in which I don't get to see you.
Amit Kalantri
Every time I see you, I have to admit that rest of us are more uglier than I thought.
Amit Kalantri