Quotes by Magicians - Page 10

Be warned. Beware. Enter this kingdom only if you dare.
Diana S. Zimmerman
Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.
Amit Kalantri
Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.
Amit Kalantri
I am emotional about engines, if you hurt my car, you hurt my heart.
Amit Kalantri
I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.
Amit Kalantri
I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.
Amit Kalantri
A family man shouldn't trade his peace for profits, it is the job of a businessman.
Amit Kalantri
Performing magic in the live show thrills me. Just get me a deck of cards and some attentive audience, and I have made my day and theirs too
Amit Kalantri
For a professional magician, a stack of playing cards is as good as a stack of money.
Amit Kalantri
A magician may step out without a purse, but he should never step out without a pack of playing cards.
Amit Kalantri
Marriage is not kick-boxing, it's salsa dancing.
Amit Kalantri
Nobody that has seen a baby born can believe in god for a second. When you see your child born, and the panic, and the amount of technology that is saving the life of the two people you love most in the world, when you see how much stainless steel and money it takes to fight off the fact that god wants both those people dead, no one, no one can look into the eyes of a newborn baby and say there's a god, because I'll tell ya, if we were squatting in the woods, the two people I love most would be dead. There's just no way around that. If I were in charge, no way. We need technology to fight against nature; nature so wants us dead. Nature is trying to kill us.
Penn Jillette
No matter how knowledgeable you are, respect your parents for their experience and your children for their curiosity.
Amit Kalantri
If my 'mind' don't mind, I don't mind.
Amit Kalantri
To be a scholar study math, to be a smart study magic.
Amit Kalantri
A heart favours love, a head favours work, a heart and head both favours hobby.
Amit Kalantri
Magic is the stunning art of surprising your audience, so that nothing else surprises them.
Amit Kalantri
Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not? But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.
Penn Jillette
There was a product which seemed attractive, expensive, portable, beautiful and simple. Everybody talked about its beauty but they bought it for it's simplicity.
Amit Kalantri
In modern time slowness is new sickness.
Amit Kalantri
Subtle cues in your behavior will set the frame that you are a selective, high-value guy. She will pick up on this and gain interest. She expects that a guy with potential will be selective. Here are some standards worth considering: An attractive woman who takes care of herself A woman who is sociable and has friends A woman who has a real thirst for life A woman who has a great energy and a positive outlook A woman who is not a flake
Erik Von Markovik
Money is not as good as power, but power is as good as money.
Amit Kalantri
Power is not pleasure, power is pain.
Amit Kalantri
The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? There’d be riots in the streets about the people we’re killing. And yet because it’s Obama, and he’s better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it.
Penn Jillette
As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.
Penn Jillette
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
Robert Orben
You cannot intimidate people with real bullets, but you can intimidate them with fake gun.
Amit Kalantri
You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.
Amit Kalantri
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
Tommy Cooper
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Tommy Cooper
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Robert Orben
You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.
Amit Kalantri
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.
Tommy Cooper
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Tommy Cooper
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.
Robert Orben
No triumph without a try.
Amit Kalantri
Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.
Robert Orben
People wishes their friends to be in politics, but their sons in professions.
Amit Kalantri
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
Robert Orben
Knowledge was scattered treasure, education organized it into art, commerce and science.
Amit Kalantri
Travelling shouldn't be just a tour, it should be a tale.
Amit Kalantri
Any impossibility turned into a possibility is magic.
Amit Kalantri
Be creative while inventing ideas, but be disciplined while implementing them.
Amit Kalantri
Travel teaches as much as a teacher.
Amit Kalantri
Life is not only about acquiring knowledge, it is about applying knowledge.
Amit Kalantri
The one who love power becomes dictator and one who admires power becomes slave.
Amit Kalantri
Enjoy without injury, live without loss.
Amit Kalantri
Be a true traveller, don't be a temporary tourist.
Amit Kalantri
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.
Amit Kalantri
Trekking means a travelling experience with a thrilling excitement.
Amit Kalantri
Travelling the road will tell you more about the road than the google will tell you about the road.
Amit Kalantri
It is always healthy to be honest.
Amit Kalantri
Sacrifice of the self is sheer stupidity if sacrifice is not for the self.
Amit Kalantri
But [he] had lost god, and all his family and friends were staying behind with his imaginary friend. A silly dream goes away and takes with it your whole real life.
Penn Jillette
Once you've condoned faith in general, you've condoned any crazy shit done because of faith.
Penn Jillette
It's not arrogant to say that you can't figure out the answers to the universe with your internal faith. It's not arrogant to know that there's no omniscient, omnipotent prime mover in the universe who loves you personally. It's not sad to feel that life and the love of your real friends and family is more than enough to make life worth living. Isn't it much sadder to feel that there is a more important love required than the love of the people who have chosen to spend their limited time with you?
Penn Jillette
If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.
Penn Jillette
Make your life like toilet paper. Long and usefull.
Wolfgang Riebe
Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.
Penn Jillette
They all believed in him because of the authenticity of his musical talent and his faith in it.
Amit Kalantri