Quotes by Magicians

Finish the work, otherwise an unfinished work will finish you.
Amit Kalantri
Behind an able Indian Cricket Team there is always able Sachin Tendulkar.
Amit Kalantri
I don't see why religion and science can't get along. What's wrong with counting our blessings with a computer?
Robert Orben
What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?
Robert Orben
It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there I go to work.
Robert Orben
Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician.
Robert Orben
I don't see why religion and science can't get along. What's wrong with counting our blessings with a computer?
Robert Orben
What if the meek inherited the Earth and we had to defend ourselves from Martians?
Robert Orben
It's amazing how important your job is when you want the day off - and how unimportant it is when you want a raise.
Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there I go to work.
Robert Orben
Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician.
Robert Orben
I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.
Robert Orben
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
Robert Orben
Planned obsolescence isn't a new idea - God always used it with people.
Robert Orben
Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks!
Robert Orben
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
Robert Orben
Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans football fans hockey fans and gardeners.
Robert Orben
Have you noticed when you go on a diet the first thing you lose is your temper.
Robert Orben
We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.
Robert Orben
I don't want to say anything about my kids . . . but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!
Robert Orben
I take my children everywhere but they always find their way back home.
Robert Orben
New Yorkers are so impersonal if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!
Robert Orben
I may be forty but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately there's never one around.
Robert Orben
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
Robert Orben
Marriage is not 'I', its 'We'.
Amit Kalantri
Its been enough enjoying now, let's begin achieving.
Amit Kalantri
An actor is just a part of a movie, but director - he is the movie.
Amit Kalantri
We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.
Penn Jillette
An applause is not just the recognition of good performance, but its proof of being different than the crowd.
Amit Kalantri
Search engines finds the information, not necessarily the truth.
Amit Kalantri
Peace is possible for dead bodies, living bodies can not expect peace on the way to the victory.
Amit Kalantri
To some life is a complaint, to some it is a competition and to some it is a conquest.
Amit Kalantri
My friends wanted their names in the list of employees of some company, well I wanted my name in the list of the heroes of the world.
Amit Kalantri
Heroes may die but they doesn't get tired.
Amit Kalantri
Heroes are higher than their vulnerability that is why they are heroes.
Amit Kalantri
As a general man I tried watching movies, playing sports, going to picnics and other entertainments but I still got bored, then I tried heroism and now I am hero, and I never get bored.
Amit Kalantri
For happiness don't pursue satisfaction, but pursue heroism.
Amit Kalantri
Finishing work makes you a man, finishing difficult work makes you a hero.
Amit Kalantri
One courageous act can make you a hero but frequent courageous acts will keep you a hero.
Amit Kalantri
You have worked too long in the life, now its time for heroism.
Amit Kalantri
I don't consider those competitions fair where judges get to decide the winner, because selected judges quite often are not worthy or qualified enough to make the right decision.
Amit Kalantri
If you are a winner by the judgements of few judges and not by your performance, you are not a real winner.
Amit Kalantri
Talking to strangers is very panic fear, to be fearless and good communicator in long term try talking to strangers with courage like you already know them.
Amit Kalantri
Be a worthy company and clients will come.
Amit Kalantri
In any conflict, the crazier party generally wins.
Penn Jillette
Has any non-dipshit man ever used the word "ladies" not followed by the word "room"?
Penn Jillette
You may not be the person with high IQ, but you can be the person with highest hard work.
Amit Kalantri
Early to bed and early to work might get you a success, but late to bed and early to work will get you a glory.
Amit Kalantri
Earned money brings you security, borrowed money gets you slavery.
Amit Kalantri
Magicians made magic but critics made it tricks.
Amit Kalantri
Every morning most of the people wake up alive than dead, so I do have a faith there is still some goodness left in the man.
Amit Kalantri
In the matters of your life don't take orders, take decisions.
Amit Kalantri
Ability to find the answers is more important than ability to know the answers.
Amit Kalantri
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.
Robert Orben
By living, thinking, even dreaming the story in one continuous process, ideas came faster and faster. Sometimes the typewriter keys would fly so fast that I wondered if my fingers could keep up with them. And at the finish of the story I often had to take a few days off as my fingertips were too sore to begin work on the next book.
Walter B Gibson
You may delay your ambition, but never forget your ambition.
Amit Kalantri
Need doesn't care about being sensible.
Amit Kalantri
Deep in my heart politeness impresses me more than competence.
Amit Kalantri
Ability does catches my attention, but its a politeness in the person that I remember.
Amit Kalantri