Quotes by Columnists

She is too intelligent to be a good daughter-in-law

Chetan Bhagat

Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian

Chetan Bhagat

Oh, I'm not saying that alcohol is perfect. It has caused its share of problems. Russia is only one example.

Dave Barry

Call me a proud American, if you want, but I truly believe that no other nation on Earth possesses the capabilities to put on a more powerful display of underwater mermaid patriotism.

Dave Barry

The United States is a successful nation that is constantly susceptible to melancholy because things are not perfect.

George F. Will

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.

Dave Barry

You should not confuse your career with your life.

Dave Barry

maybe somebody finally shot the dog.

Dave Barry