Quotes by Cartoonists

Gertrude, behind her, again had just one... That one little feather she had as a starter. But now that's enough, because now she is smarter.
Dr. Seuss
Ignorance is bliss. Wisdom is blisters.
Brian Spellman
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,Nothing is going to get better. It's not.
Dr. Seuss
We either need an overwhelming force advantage, or we need more information.""Reinforcements cut into our bounty, remember?""It's unanimous. We need more information.
Howard Tayler
Woman's place is in the wrong.
James Thurber
I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
Kin Hubbard
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world the humorist makes fun of himself.
James Thurber
We all have flaws and mine is being wicked.
James Thurber
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.
Don Herold
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Kin Hubbard
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Kin Hubbard
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.
Charles M. Schulz
Once you get people laughing they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Herbert Gardner
The difference between our decadence and the Russians' is that while theirs is brutal ours is apathetic.
James Thurber
Happiness is like time and space-we make and measure it ourselves it is as fancy as big as little as you please just a thing of contrasts and comparisons.
George du Maurier
Your future depends on many things but mostly on you.
Frank Tyger
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
James Thurber
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
Carl Rose
Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear-end collision and Man will never know that what hit him from behind was Man.
James Thurber
If we could all hear one another's prayers God might be relieved of some of his burden.
Ashleigh Brilliant
Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.
Kin Hubbard
Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to us yes but they haven't been true to themselves.
Clarence Day
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Kin Hubbard
I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz
There's one thing about baldness - it's neat.
Don Herold
I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog.
James Thurber
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry
You can't be envious and happy at the same time.
Frank Tyger
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
Kin Hubbard
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Kin Hubbard
Once you get people laughing they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Herb Gardner
My job is to talk to you and your job is to listen. If you finish first please let me know.
Harry Hershfield
If a person gives you his time he can give you no more precious gift.
Frank Tyger
You have got to own your days and live them each one of them every one of them or else the years go right by and none of them belong to you.
Herb Gardner
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard
Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.
Carl Rose
Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear-end collision and Man will never know that what hit him from behind was Man.
James Thurber
If we could all hear one another's prayers God might be relieved of some of his burden.
Ashleigh Brilliant
Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.
Kin Hubbard
Dogs have more love than integrity. They've been true to us yes but they haven't been true to themselves.
Clarence Day
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Kin Hubbard
I've developed a new philosophy - I only dread one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz
There's one thing about baldness - it's neat.
Don Herold
I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog.
James Thurber
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry
You can't be envious and happy at the same time.
Frank Tyger
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
Kin Hubbard
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Kin Hubbard
Once you get people laughing they're listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Herb Gardner
My job is to talk to you and your job is to listen. If you finish first please let me know.
Harry Hershfield
If a person gives you his time he can give you no more precious gift.
Frank Tyger
You have got to own your days and live them each one of them every one of them or else the years go right by and none of them belong to you.
Herb Gardner
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Kin Hubbard
Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.
James Thurber
Tell me about yourself - your struggles your dreams your telephone number.
Peter Arno
A lady of forty-seven who has been married twenty-seven years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'
James Thurber
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
Mort Walker
A little work a little play To keep us going - and so good-day!
George du Maurier
All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from and to and why.
James Thurber