Quotes by Actors - Page 8

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others.
Danny Thomas
There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.
Will Rogers
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus.
Bob Rubin
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
Red Skelton
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W.C.Fields
Acting is happy agony.
Alec Guinness
I look better feel better make love better and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better.
George Burns
Success can also cause misery. The trick is not to be surprised when you discover it doesn't bring you all the happiness and answers you thought it would.
Prince
The older you get the more you realize that kindness is synonymous with happiness.
Lionel Barrymore
Happiness is a by-product of helping others.
Denny Miller
Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
John Barrymore
Being happy is something you have to learn. I often surprise myself by saying "Wow this is it. I guess I'm happy. I've got a home that I love. A career that I love. I'm even feeling more and more at peace with myself." If there's something else to happiness let me know. I'm ambitious for that too.
Harrison Ford
All I can say about life is Oh God enjoy it!
Bob Newhart
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
A glass is good and a lass is good. And a pipe to smoke in cold weather The world is good and the people are good And we're all good fellows together.
John O'Keeffe
How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.
Woody Allen
The worst that you can say about him (God) is that basically he's an underachiever.
Woody Allen
What our deepest self craves is not mere enjoyment but some supreme purpose that will enlist all our powers and give unity and direction to our life.
Henry J. Golding
If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured it may never arrive. Mountains will not be climbed races won or lasting happiness achieved.
Maurice Chevalier
If you wait for inspiration you'll be standing on the corner after the parade is a mile down the street.
Ben Nicholas
Men are alike in their promises. It is only in their deeds that they differ.
Molière
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen
Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
I believe the future is only the past again entered through another gate.
Arthur Wing Pinero
We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.
Bob Hope
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.
Red Skelton
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
Joe E. Lewis
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby
I lived in Miami for a while in a section with a lot of really old people. The average age in my apartment house was dead.
Gabe Kaplan
The more we love our friends the less we flatter them it is by excusing nothing that pure love shows itself.
Molière
Double-no triple-our troubles and we'd still be better off than any other people on earth.
Ronald Reagan
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have instead of what you don't have.
Woody Allen
Love is an act of endless forgiveness a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov
A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool.
Molière
There are some people that if they don't know you can't tell 'em.
Louis Armstrong
Why should we break up Our snug and pleasant party? Time was made for slaves But never for us so hearty.
John B. Buckstone
Fear of losing is what makes competitors so great. Show me a gracious loser and I'll show you a perennial loser.
O. J. Simpson
It is a long road from conception to completion.
Molière
The bow is bent the arrow flies The winged shaft of fate.
Ira Aldridge
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
Red Buttons
We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway.
Tom Dreesen
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Gary Grant
The best thing to do is to behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen and under try not to go bald.
Woody Allen
My father told me marijuana would cause me brain damage - because if he caught me doing it he was going to break my head.
Tom Dreesen
Adults are just children who earn money.
Kenneth Branagh
There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.
Jerry Seinfeld
Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family ... in another city.
George Burns
Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.
Robert Benchley
Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child.
Groucho Marx
Happiness is having a large loving caring close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.
Herbert Beerbohm Tree
When I pass my name in such large letters I blush but at the same time instinctively raise my hat.
Herbert Beerbohm Tree
We're born alone we live alone we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
Orson Welles
If you're gonna be a failure at least be one at something you enjoy.
Sylvester Stallone
Half the things that people do not succeed in are through fear of making the attempt.
James Northcote
The wisest person is not the one who has the fewest failures but the one who turns failures to best account.
Richard R. Grant
Life is very interesting if you make mistakes.
Georges Carpentier