Quotes by Actors

I'm a romantic.
Tom Cruise
Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
Most of life is routine-dull and grubby, but routine is the mountain that keeps a man going. If you wait for inspiration you'll be standing on the corner after the parade is a mile down the street.
Ben Nicholas
I love rain because tears can not be seen in rain.
Charlie Chaplin
Knowing themselves to be faultless, they make it their mission to detect the myriad faults in others, against which they wage incessant tongue.
Heron Carvic
Men and women walked casually about as they did on the main floor, every now and then stopping one another, exchanging pleasantries or scraps of relevantly irrelevant information. Gossip.
Robert Ludlum
Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
Will Rogers
It's strange how things seem to come full circle. You know what I mean? I'm sure you do. The way your life seems to drift along with no set path, then something good happens to you and you can trace the line that brought you there back to a specific disappointment or rejection you suffered in the past. It's nice that things can level out that way.
James Corden
It doesn't help anyone to judge their happiness or career by looking at where others may or may not be. Dad said it best: 'All the time you're looking left and right at other people, you're neglecting what's in front of you.If you focus on looking straight ahead, you can take the odd glance at the future.' He's got a way of saying things sometimes that just puts everything into perspective.
James Corden
The difference between doing something and not doing something is doing something.
James Corden
Give me a fucking pre-med you fuckers, I'm a personal friend of Sir Lancelot Spratt.
Vivian Mackerrell
I’m chasing after that Holy Shit effect.If this sounds arrogant, that’s because it is. If you don’t believe in your own greatness, no one else will. You’re limited only by your doubts, your fears, and your desire to fit in rather than stand out.And there’s room in this world for all of us to stand out.
Kevin Hart
He still has the same way of calling to me, as if I'm still new to him, as if he has yet to get over me.
George Plimpton
Vanity and superficiality, placed deliberately on display, can be a burden; take this nonsense overboard.
Kristian Goldmund Aumann
To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.
Bruce Lee
For example, in Paris, if one desires to buy something, you enter the store and say "Good morning, sir" or "madam," depending on what is appropriate, you wait until you are greeted, you make polite chitchat about the weather or some such, and when the salesperson asks what they can do for you, then and only then do you bring up the vulgar business of the transaction you require.
Craig Ferguson
Paris is a place in which we can forget ourselves, reinvent, expunge the dead weight of our past.
Michael Simkins
I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.
Steven Wright
You have no right to be silenced.
James DeVita
Deciding what to read is also a matter of filtering.
Jean-Claude Carrière
I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.
Hugh Grant
Happiness is so simple in life:If I laugh then you are laughing too.
Kristian Goldmund Aumann
Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...
Tim Key
My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh.But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.
Charlie Chaplin
Those who know the least obey the best.
George Farquhar
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.
Quentin Crisp
You never see the old austerity That was the essence of civility Young people hereabouts unbridled now Just want.
Molière
When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs.
Will Rogers
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names identities personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.
Mel Brooks
Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender that is strength.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
To really enjoy the better things in life one must first have experienced the things they are better than.
Oscar Homolka
The greater the obstacle the more glory in overcoming it.
Molière
There's no labor a man can do that's undignified if he does it right.
Bill Cosby
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
Robert Benchley
Work is more fun than fun.
Noël Coward
They say hard work never hurt anybody but I figure why take the chance.
Ronald Reagan
Our language one of our most precious natural resources deserves at least as much protection as our woodlands streams and whooping cranes.
James Lipton
Fair words butter no parsnips.
John Clarke
Women do not find it difficult nowadays to behave like men but they often find it extremely difficult to behave like gentlemen.
Compton Mackenzie
Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at but I wouldn't like to own one.
W.C.Fields
It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.
W.C.Fields
Even the most respectable woman has a complete set of clothes in her wardrobe ready for a possible abduction.
Sacha Guitry
If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.
Nicol Williamson
I know lots more old drunks than old doctors.
Joe E. Lewis
Is sex dirty? Only if it is done right.
Woody Allen
Retirement must be wonderful. I mean you can suck in your stomach for only so long.
Burt Reynolds
In every mess I find a friend In every port a wife.
Charles Dibdin
I have enough money to get by. I'm not independently wealthy just independently lazy I suppose.
Montgomery Clift
I prefer an accommodation vice to an obstinate virtue.
Molière
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.
Patrick Murray
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.
Oscar Levant
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
W.C.Fields
Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.
Will Rogers
Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.
George Carlin
Vice is as much a part of human nature as folly and pornography may be as necessary to vent vice as satire is to vent folly.
Mavor Moore
It's true Heaven forbids some pleasures but a compromise can usually be found.
Molière
A glass is good and a lass is good And a pipe to smoke in cold weather The world is good and the people are good And we're all good fellows together.
John O'Keeffe
Time was made for slaves.
John B. Buckstone
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Ronald Reagan
My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.
John Barrymore