Will Rogers Quotes

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
Will Rogers
When you put down the good things you ought to have done and leave out the bad things you did do - well that's memoirs.
Will Rogers
Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.
Will Rogers
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Will Rogers
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Will Rogers
We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Will Rogers
One revolution is like one cocktail it just gets you organized for the next.
Will Rogers
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
Will Rogers
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
Will Rogers
The more you read about politics the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
Will Rogers
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
Will Rogers
I'm not a member of any organized party I'm a Democrat.
Will Rogers
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Will Rogers
So get a few laughs and do the best you can.
Will Rogers
AH I know is what I see in the papers.
Will Rogers
One revolution is like one cocktail it just gets you organized for the next.
Will Rogers
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
Will Rogers
If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.
Will Rogers
The more you read about politics the more you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers
Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
Will Rogers
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown.
Will Rogers
I'm not a member of any organized party I'm a Democrat.
Will Rogers
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
Will Rogers
So get a few laughs and do the best you can.
Will Rogers
AH I know is what I see in the papers.
Will Rogers
To make money buy some good stock hold it until it goes up and then sell it. If it doesn't go up don't buy it.
Will Rogers
The only thing that can stop hair from falling ... is the floor.
Will Rogers
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble it's what we know that ain't so.
Will Rogers
I don't know what humor is.
Will Rogers
Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.
Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Will Rogers
This thing of being a hero about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
Will Rogers
There ain't nothing but one thing wrong with every one of us and that's selfishness.
Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
There is nothing so stupid as an educated man if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
Will Rogers
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Will Rogers
Don't gamble take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up then sell it. If it don't go up don't buy it.
Will Rogers
A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.
Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Will Rogers
If stupidity got us into this, why can't stupidity get us out?
Will Rogers
If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.
Will Rogers
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer.
Will Rogers
Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.
Will Rogers
Everybody is ignorant, Just on different subjects.
Will Rogers
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
Will Rogers
There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Will Rogers
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.
Will Rogers
There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches.
Will Rogers
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
Will Rogers
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Will Rogers
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing,you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.The one that's out always looks the best
Will Rogers
you can't say civilization dont advance, in every war they kill you in a new way
Will Rogers