Victor Borge Quotes

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
Victor Borge
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
Victor Borge
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
Victor Borge
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
Victor Borge
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
Victor Borge
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
Victor Borge
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
Victor Borge
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
Victor Borge
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
Victor Borge
The shortest distance between two people is a smile.
Victor Borge
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge