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British
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Comedian
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Author
&
Satirist
November 22, 1967
British
-
Comedian
,
Author
&
Satirist
November 22, 1967
What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?
Steve Aylett
I crept in to find my father with pennies on his eyes - and looking closer I saw they were made of foil-covered chocolate. Of course I stole and ate them. Magical guilt? Tell me about it
Steve Aylett
He had long been curious at leaders intermittent calls for a return to past values and had tested the notion by trying to build a house from the sky downwards
Steve Aylett
a story is ready when it falls from your face
Steve Aylett
Used a replica gun to steal a replica sportscar and experienced a replica of remorse
Steve Aylett
Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination
Steve Aylett
Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I’m lying down and horizontally if I’m running
Steve Aylett
From space this Earth is incandescent with abominations - the gods write their signature in our entrails
Steve Aylett
I knew books could see people around them, they ground their tiny teeth, tried to rattle like windows, stories to tell.
Steve Aylett
Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader’s senses
Steve Aylett
We have truth in order not to die of art.
Steve Aylett
We have truth in order not to die of art.
Steve Aylett
Scientists used to do an experiment whereby a dog’s repeated reward for performing a task was unaccountably replaced by punishment. The dog, knowing it would be penalized for doing well or doing badly, would become melancholic and inactive. This and other unforeseeable results were funded by taxing up to sixty percent of people’s earnings. People became strangely melancholic and inactive
Steve Aylett
A key and a strangler - this is all a simple tale requires.
Steve Aylett