Shamus McCarty Quotes

When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off. * If it replies "Brian," ask it again, as you may have encountered a zombie with a speech impediment, or a zombie that was mildly retarded in life. * Keep in mind that it is entirely possible that you did encounter a human named "Brian.

Shamus McCarty

Fucking GUNS are fucking AWESOME and when you SHOOT them at SHIT, they fucking KILL it!

Shamus McCarty

I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!” “What… Eat my ASS?”“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.

Shamus McCarty