Samuel L. Clemens Quotes

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

Samuel L. Clemens

Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Samuel L. Clemens

There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it and when he can.

Samuel L. Clemens

When angry count four when very angry swear.

Samuel L. Clemens