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American
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Comedian
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November 22, 1921
American
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Comedian
&
Actor
November 22, 1921
I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
Rodney Dangerfield
If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years-I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far I had a good day. I got a dial tone.
Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield
Life's a short trip. You'll find out.
Rodney Dangerfield
You gotta look out for number one, but don't step in number two!
Rodney Dangerfield