Robert Lynn Asprin Quotes

Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth

Robert Lynn Asprin

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer

Robert Lynn Asprin

The Dispatcher had played with his phones, calling from one to the other. Then he put them all down and announced that he had them on "hold," a curious expression since it was the first time in half an hour he hadn't been holding one.

Robert Lynn Asprin

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

Robert Lynn Asprin

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

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We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron

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They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero

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Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn

Robert Lynn Asprin

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero

Robert Lynn Asprin

Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn

Robert Lynn Asprin

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

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Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.

Robert Lynn Asprin

When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

Robert Lynn Asprin